Bad Puns

Introduction: Subject matter like this just begs to be poked fun at. You can email suggestions to humanurenow@gmail.com. I am pretty loose with language, but I will not publish anything that I judge to be mean spirited or that would increase the overall social toxicity, which is counter to everything I stand for. If you want, I will give credit in the form of first name and state or country. Otherwise, I will assume anonymity. In spite of the title page, this will probably not be limited to puns.

As of now (3/30/2022), three states have responded favorably to the humanure concept: TX, KS, and IN. I’ll start this with a humorous possible future

Welcoming native: So, Bill, what brings you to Texas? The warm climate? Southern hospitality? Just exactly what is it that brings you down here?

Me: Shit!

Native: Well, you don’t have to get nasty about it!

Me (chuckling): No, no. I mean literally!

Environmental Ed: I want to help people compost their poop.

Helpful Harry: You should start a movement!

On a delivery truck for Good Earth Humanure Company: “Your shit is our bread and butter” -from The Humanure Handbook

Disparaging Dan: You’re full of shit!

Environmental Ed: Thank you, but I prefer to call it humanure.

Bragging Brad: We used to have to walk over 100 feet in the snow to the outhouse! (uphill both ways?)

Skeptical Sam: Talk about freezing your ass off! -from the home page of this website

In a B.C. comic, Thor (the handsome, lovesick one) told a messenger bird to deliver a message to his beloved. “Tell her that since I have met her, my heart flutters, my knees go weak, and I break out in a sweat.” The bird flies over to her and says “Thanks to you, his health is shot!”